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WELL HOLY SHIT EVERYONE, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU???

:icongasp: HOLY SHIT, YOU SAY, SHE'S ALIVE.

 Yes. Yes I am alive. First off, I want to say, Hi, to all of you who may have possibly missed me and were considering calling the authorities because you thought I was brutally mauled to death by aliens. However, if I was mauled to death by aliens the authories would probably do a cover up, and in which case, I would be announce as never existing and it would all be a big conspiracy.

 Anyway.

 So... How the hell are you all? I will write a journal letting you all know where I've been for the last, like, four months or whatever, but right now I just want to let you all know the jist of everything:

 My apartment building complex was shit and gross, and my boyfriend and I decided to move, so we bought a house.
 Because of the issues with my apartment, we literally had to get rid of EVERYTHING and pretty much start over from scratch which has been very frustrating and very, very, VERY expensive.
Because of everything I've barely drawn a damn thing.
I think I've drawn like, once or twice in the last two or three months, which is really wierd for me because I always drew a shitton
But now that we've moved, we're both much happier now, despite everything, and our lives are getting back to normal now. Well, as normal as they could be.
Luckily, there have been no ghosts yet in the house, altho there may have been/might be mice that were never dealt with but compared to the shit we had to deal with mice are nothing. We have cats. Dumb cats, but cats nonetheless. They will at the very least alert us if theres little mice hanging out. We don't leave food out so... hmm. I dunno yet.

 Anyway. So thats the jist of it, and I'll get into it later on, but right now I'm not going to because of time. But I hope everyone has been doing well during all this time! Have fun everyone! :iconsmilesplz:

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calicokatt
Jess Ratte
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
Canada
OH HAI! I'm Jess, and I have a boner.

HURRRRR NO JUS' KIDDIN, I CAN'T HAVE A BONER CUZ IMMA GURL!

I'm all about the coloured pencils and things. They smell really good, actually. Seriously they do.

I have a tumblr: calicoskatts.tumblr.com

I also am taking commissions! Check out my journal, calicokatt.deviantart.com/jour… , or feel free to note or email me for questions!!

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WELL HOLY SHIT EVERYONE, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU???

:icongasp: HOLY SHIT, YOU SAY, SHE'S ALIVE.

 Yes. Yes I am alive. First off, I want to say, Hi, to all of you who may have possibly missed me and were considering calling the authorities because you thought I was brutally mauled to death by aliens. However, if I was mauled to death by aliens the authories would probably do a cover up, and in which case, I would be announce as never existing and it would all be a big conspiracy.

 Anyway.

 So... How the hell are you all? I will write a journal letting you all know where I've been for the last, like, four months or whatever, but right now I just want to let you all know the jist of everything:

 My apartment building complex was shit and gross, and my boyfriend and I decided to move, so we bought a house.
 Because of the issues with my apartment, we literally had to get rid of EVERYTHING and pretty much start over from scratch which has been very frustrating and very, very, VERY expensive.
Because of everything I've barely drawn a damn thing.
I think I've drawn like, once or twice in the last two or three months, which is really wierd for me because I always drew a shitton
But now that we've moved, we're both much happier now, despite everything, and our lives are getting back to normal now. Well, as normal as they could be.
Luckily, there have been no ghosts yet in the house, altho there may have been/might be mice that were never dealt with but compared to the shit we had to deal with mice are nothing. We have cats. Dumb cats, but cats nonetheless. They will at the very least alert us if theres little mice hanging out. We don't leave food out so... hmm. I dunno yet.

 Anyway. So thats the jist of it, and I'll get into it later on, but right now I'm not going to because of time. But I hope everyone has been doing well during all this time! Have fun everyone! :iconsmilesplz:

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BigMac1212 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy birthday!  :cake:
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Happy birthday! :D
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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 12th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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lintu47 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy early Birthday! :happy birthday: by iDJPanda
:iconflyingheartsplz: birthday cake by Chibivillecute :iconflyingheartsplz:
Have a wonderful day! Best wishes,
Cristina.
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AaronsArtStuff Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Heeey! :3 I heard your birthday was coming up! =3 Have a wonderful birthday! :)
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AaronsArtStuff Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I miss yoooou! D:
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Morghiesart Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Student Traditional Artist

Hey there! Just to let you know, I've moved to :iconpurplezombietigress:, so if you'd like to continue following my work, that's where I'll be! Hope to see you there :)

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The-B-Meister Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello Cali uvu long time ;v;
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Kayrea Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Please don't eat me! >:
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