Clarice And Ricky Get Along

Ricky and Clarice take a break from their fighting, screaming, and yelling at each other to pose for a photoshoot.

How sweet.

They'll commence, of course, after this short break. Because, Ricky probably broke something of Clarices, or was paying more attention to his cars instead of listening to Clarice talking about (as Ricky puts it: ) boring ass shit no one cares about. Or, you know, Clarice merely asked Ricky's opinion on something, and Ricky happened to disagree with her about something, and then Clarice decided Ricky was stupid, uncultured, a moron who doesn't know anything about anything, and should go stick one of his stupid trucks up his ass.

How adorable.

(Oh come on. You've all known a couple who really just should not be together but they are anyway, and you really don't understand why.)

So anyway. I just felt like drawing them together. I didn't want a mooshy romantic pic. Is it weird that I just don't see them right romantically? Isn't that really really messed up? Because they are actually kinda a couple? What the hell is wrong with me? I dunno. I guess I don't really forsee their relationship going any further then, well, what it is now.

But who knows. Maybe Ricky will stop sleeping with Amy, and realize he is infact madly in love with Clarice and realize he made all kinds of mistakes and Clarice will realize that Ricky is just really a misunderstood guy who is just looking for love and companionship.

But, well, probably not.

So I just drew them standing together, I guess maybe they are supposed to be more friendish here then loversish. Which honest, they should be. So here they are. Just standing around. But hey, give me props for putting more then one character in a picture! I really love how Ricky-Ricky came out here, But Clarice's face is something to be desired. I really messed up inking her lips, so now she has massive creepy ass Angelina Jolie lips, and this really creepy ass small chin. I never meant them to look like that. She's suppose to have really small features, and look kinda like a doll, if any of you know what I mean. I often pictured her kinda looking a bit like Amanda Seyfried (with her big, beautiful eyes!). Ricky's pose makes me laugh. He has this really arrogant stance to him. I read somewhere, in one of my girly magazines, that men stand like that, because psychologically they are like, showing you their manhood. And since Ricky likes to see himself as a Legend in the bedroom, well, that pose suits him. I know it kinda looks like he's about to tip over. He might need to do some Yoga X to get his balance right. All *shudder* 90, torturous minutes of Tony Hortoned Yoga..... Anyway.

But look! Clarice has a cute outfit! She might have a fricked up face, but dammit lookit her cute outfit! Thought I'd draw her in pants, since I'm always drawing her in leggings. Her and her annoying size, like, -0 jeans. *glarreeeee....*

I love Ricky's arm thar. I'm pretty sure the only reason why Clarice is with him is because he's hawt and other women want him, and then she can claim him for herself. Can you say Arm Candy?

And look! It's a giant pee green background!

(Pee green? You should really have that looked at, Jess, if your pee is green.)

Actually, my pee is blue.

(Yeah, you MIGHT want to get that looked at.)

....YOU MEAN ALL THINGS THAT ARE WATERY AREN'T BLUE????

(No, Jess. Not watery things that come from your bladder.)

Anyway, I don't know why I chose that colour. I guess because A) Clarice likes green. And B) Because I always use blues and reds for backgrounds, so I thought I'd be interesting for once. Nah, I like the background actually, I just can't stop looking at Clarices hideous face. It's all like, DAMN YOU UG-LAY GURL!

Clarice:

Don't worry, Clarice. Maybe you and your friends can try and get on like, The Real Housewives of Everglades, and your man can pay for a face lift. Or...a chin lift. Or whatever the hell will fix your face.

Anyway. Ricky hassa floofy tail. I wuvs his tail. I think I'll make a plushie version of his tail and mass produce it. I'm pretty sure that's actually his secret to getting women. Having a wonderful, fluffy, giant tail. It's his aphrodesiac. Forget the hunky Spanish accent and the ability to smoulder womens pants off. Oh no.

It's really the tail they want.

If only Clarice could find a way to transplant Rickys tail to his face, and completely eliminate Ricky's face and his mouth so that he can't talk.

But then if he can't talk, then Clarice can't listen to him talk with a sexy accent.

So if only she could somehow give his tail the ability to talk in spanish, but remove all of Ricky thoughts from it. She shall call on Trekker to perform such an experiment.

Anyway, my scanner didn't murder this one as much as you'd expect. It still looks bad, of course, but it's not too bad. I like the end result, except, of course, Clarices face. I really hate inking. I'm actually wondering if my inking ruins my pictures more then my scanner.

But given the sheer amount of shitty scans in my gallery, I'm sure my scanner has won that battle.

*sigh* I wonder what will become of them. Who, oh who will they choose in the end? LOL It would actually be kinda ironic if Amy and Clarice got together in the end.

Ricky: That would actually be @#$!$# awesome.

Yeah, but then that means that NONE of them are having sex with you, so....

Anyway, just Clarice and Ricky, standing around, with Clarice having a horse face.

Clarice: OKAY. We get my face looks awful.

Just need to make sure someone didn't you know, miss out on that part of the description. You know, just incase.

Clarice:

Clarice and Ricky here are © to Jess Ratte