Hanging Around

Sometimes, I like to draw Mac-A-Mels where Mac-A-Mels aren't Sex-A-Sexing.

Melanie: We aren't "sex-a-sexing" in any of the pictures you draw. .

....Yet.

Melanie: Have you ever had a near death experience? Because I can make that happen. You are into that paranormaly stuff, aren't you?

Oh, Shut up, Melanie. Everyone knows you want to bone the flying @#$!#$ out of him. I'm sure if I did a poll RIGHT NOW of who thinks Melanie wants to bone Mac, there'd be ONE person who says you don't, and that would be you being in denial.

Melanie: Your statistics are WRONG!

Actions speak louder than words, honey.

... I might do that poll JUST to spite you, infact.

Melanie: You don't have a subscription anymore so you can't do polls! *THHHHHPPPP!!!*

....I might just get a subscription JUST to spite you.

....Besides, Mellers! What's wrong with Mac? *pinches Mac's cheeks* He's adorable!

Melanie: He's a walking STD.

Awww come on. STD's could be cute. You can add smiley faces to them. Smileys make everything cute.

Anyway enough of that. So anyway, I just want to draw a !FUN! (it's so fun, I had to engulf it with exclamation marks!) picture of Mac-a-Mel instead of them humping like wild rabbits, because sometimes drawing pictures of characters and their romantic interests being friends can be just as fun.

Mac: No. The friend zone is never fun.

It's fun if you have SUNNY D! ...Because, like, you know. In the commercials, everyone is always really excited when they have Sunny D.

Anyway. So I was just sitting there looking at some ad for American Apparel and I got some inspiration for this picture. I just wanted to draw something cute, and Mac-a-Mel are always cute, so there you have it. You know, Melanie always bitches how she hates Mac, and yet, she always looks so freakin' happy in Mac-A-Mels. Like, genuinely happy, not celebrity smiling for the camera but really doesn't want to be at boring ass award show happy. I find that precious and cute.

So here they are. I adore Mac's pose. He's of course got his collar popped because thats Mac's way of thinking he's going to get laid and showing his manliness. It only took him about five hours getting ready in the morning, you know, exfoliating his face and doing his hair and probably plucking his eyebrows, but he likes to pretend his super manly.

And then theres Melanie, who is LOOKING ALL ADORABLE WITH THAT GIANT BOW IN HER HAIR D'AWWWW!! Altho, I can't help but think she looks like Aunt Jemima.

Mac: S'alright. I LOVE pancakes.
Melanie: *doesn't know if that was meant to be something sexual, so she decides to punch him in the face just incase.*

The girl I was looking at in the ad had a cute bow like that and I thought Melanie would look cute with a big bow too. And the fact that Mac's hand ended up on her boob was accidental. It wasn't supposed to be that way, but evidently Melanie is enjoying it, or doesn't realize that Mac's hand is so close to her twins yet. If he's not stupid, he won't try to squeeze them. Because theres really not that much of a gap between Melanies fist there and Mac's junk. I kinda drew Mac's face too squishy, and Melanies neck is awfully long, but...I guess that's okay. Mac-a-Mels are happy and we love them.

...And I just read a comment on Youtube to the video of Magic Dance from Labyrinth where the person wrote it about Naruto characters. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. /random.

*Jess' girl characters are all now mystified by David Bowies bulge.*

Anyway. So yet again, the background is creative because I did this bubble thing that I coloured with watercolour pencils. I never cease to amaze you all with my talent. I actually think I should have chosen different colours here because the colours blend into the Mac and Melanie too much but I didn't want to use blue because I wanted it to be happy. And whenever I blend green and yellow together, they sometimes come out looking snot like, so....I guess I just kept the colours I did. I actually didn't think they would come out so pinky and orangey but that's what happens, Jess, when you use pink and orange colours for your background.

And I'm not even going to talk any more about the fact that my scanner took a giant deuce on my picture, because it clearly did. Smeared it all over it after it was done, too.

Anyone else think it's cute how their tails are facing the same direction? It's like they are linked together on all levels. I actually never meant for that to happen, I just have this thing where I always draw tails facing away from characters. Perhaps, to the left side of them, there is a tail magnet. Perhaps a strange gravitational pull. Like the one that always makes Melanie fall on top of him and take her clothes off.

Melanie: I'll murder you after I finish watching "Magic Dance".

Luckily, all, she'll be watching Magic Dance for the next five hours.

I dunno, part of me actually think Mac's looks really dorky in this picture. But in that really cute dorky way. (Oh, come on Mac. We all know you play Dungeons and Dragons with Trekker every Monday night all whilst speaking in Elvish.) The popped collar is to hide his inner nerdyness.

He looks like he's scratching Melanies boobs.

Mac: It's always good to have a helping hand.

IKNOWRITE?? I don't know why Melanie doesn't see these things. Your sexual advances are really just there so Melanie can get laid because she hasn't gotten laid in years.

Melanie: ...After Magic Dance, Jess. After Magic Dance.

Anyway, so just something fun I did with Mac-A-Mel. My favourite not-couple ever. I wonder how long I can make their chase go before I blow up. Maybe I'll never have them get together, and just give them a lovechild or something else truly evil. Maybe five. Then they can have a reality TV show exploiting their quintuplets. It could be called Five Alive or something ar-tarded like that.

Anyway, so just a cute Mac-a-Mel, hanging out being fuc - I mean pals. Pancake pals. Having lots of pancakes. Sticky, sticky, sticky pancakes.



Anyhoo, Mac-a-Mel here are © to Jess Ratte