Nyan Max

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*keeps going. Forever. Or, atleast until Max's hit of catnip has worn off*

What? I couldn't resist. I had to get in on the crazy kitty action.

Ah. Cats on the internet. So much versatility. For example, lets take a cat, and shove its head on a poptart, and have it fly around with a rainbow coming out of it's ass and make it sing a really annoying but irritatingly catchy song.

I often wonder, if cats ever went on the internet, and saw what people were doing with them, what would they think?

Of course, they would be like "THAT IZ AWSUM I RLY DO LYK CHEEZBURGERZ!"

One day, Mac's little kitty Max went a little too crazy with the catnip, and well...yeah. He ran around the apartment in a frenzy going "Nyan nyan!" over and over again (which to you and me would sound, well, like Meow! over and over again), imagining he was flying through space, attached to a pop tart and with a pretty rainbow trailing behind him. Mac eventually comes home and is all

Quite honestly tho, he's seen his cat in wierder situations. He's just gotten used to it. Like his cat chillin' on the couch watching tv with a remote in his paws. He just passes it off as his imagination and lack of sleep.

Poor Max. He's a washed up actor cat addicted to cat nip and cheezburgerz.

I dunno. I got really bored and wanted to draw something silly and cute and fun. So I thought I'd hop on board the nyan train and draw this. Max and his poptart are coloured with coloured pencils, while everything else was done with marker. It was REALLY REALLY hard doing the space sky there because all my markers that I used to match the colour of the space (which was more of a dark blue colour) were, like, dead, because my Prismacolor EVERYTHING die within the first like @#$!#$!#$ week I get them. So I went over everything with my trusty Crayola markers over and over again. It doesn't look so liney on the original, but because my scanner is a dickhole, well, it does things like this. The little stars were done with a white pen, and then of course his rainbow was done with markers too. Despite the fact taht this picture was done rather quick, and really doesn't showcase my talent at all, it actually took forever to do that stupid background because of how many times I went over it with my markers. I first did everything with my stupid ass dying Prisma markers so it wouldn't look like crap, and then just kept going over it until the lines disappeared (which, of course, my scanner decided never happened.) Actually the hardest thing to do was that stupid rainbow.

I often wonder who is the extremely high person with no life who creates such things as Nyan Cat. As they are sitting there eating thier poptarts, staring at a cat and saying DUDE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO HAVE A CAT ATTACHED TO THIS FLYING THROUGH SPACE.

Theres something floating in my tea. I haven't decided if it's gross yet or not.

Speaking of gross, theres a Justin Beiber song on right now. /random

Anyway. Just something fun I did. Max is so much fun. Talking cats who don't talk to their owners and pretend they are normal. Max has so many adventures while Mac is at work or out somewhere hitting on girls. I like to imagine that my cat Kiki has all kinds of adventures when Josh and I are gone or sleeping. That she's like, a superhero or something. Which probably isn't likely, because she usually spends the night walking around annoying the snot out of me at night and throwing up randomly. But it's fun to pretend.

Okay, so this was pretty fun to do. I wanted to make everything simple, since you know, Nyan Cat was done in 8 bit so I didn't want to go all out and make a crazy ass realistic Poptart. Either that or I just fail at drawing a realistic Poptart. If it were me who created Nyan Cat, I probably would have shoved a cat on a Toaster Strudel instead because they are infinately BETTER than Poptarts, but anyway (Apple Cinnamon ones were the best! I haven't had Toaster Strudels in sooo long Mostly because they probably have no nutritional value lol. XD!)

Or maybe shoved a cat on, like, a donut or brownie or something. Or a peanut butter jar. So many possibilities with kittehs!

I wanna wiggle his cute little paws. Even tho they kinda look demented, but they are kitteh paws so they are probably soft and adorable like all kitteh paws. He's probably so high right now that I could touch his paws and he wouldn't even know. XD

So yes, just some fun for you guys!

And for those of you who have no idea what Nyan cat is:

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Max here is © to Jess Ratte, while Nyan Cat is ©....whoever made him?