Rub A Dub

Rub a dub dub, cute little Amy in a tub!

With an odd amount of bubbles. Perhaps it's foam. I dunno.

And YES. THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUB. I REALIZE IT ACTUALLY SORTA LOOKS LIKE THE TOP OF A CONDOM BUT DAMMIT IT'S A TUB.

I SWEAR it's not a subliminal message and the stuff coming from the condom-like tub is - Oh, whatever. Anyway.

LOL. Amy in a condom.

Okay. WOAH. That just... that just. Okay. I'm gonna stop right there now.

ANYWAY.

Continuing on my series of pictures my scanner EPICALLY FUCKED (perhaps that's why Amy's wearing a condom? HURRRRR!!! ), it's THIS ONE!

But of course, we'll get to my crappy scanner in a moment. I must spend a few hundred paragraphs explaining a very obvious picture before I get into my few hundred paragraphs explaining how horrible the scan is.

So I was just flipping through a Glamour magazine, getting some inspiration, and I came across this cute picture of a girl sitting in a tub, and I thought OH YAY! I wanna do that too! So I decided to draw Amy, because she's cute, and likes to play in bubbles I guess, and she's sitting in a tub that has a lot of bubbles. Of course, the bubbles are strategically placed so as to hide her naughty bits. I just recall this one Archie comic that I read once, where one of the female characters was taking a shower, and there was a shitload of bubbles covering the character. I just remember thinking, as if I've ever had THAT MUCH bubbles when I'm taking a shower. I've seen this a lot. It's like, what the hell is the point of drawing a character in the shower then? But I guess Archie felt like being dirty or something, but couldn't ruin their image, so they thought drawing a naked teenage girl engulfed in bubbles was appropriate. So yes. And even the girl in the picture had a lot of bubbles too. So I guess bubbles are just another good way to cover private parts and boobies, as Lady Gaga so nicely shows us. [link]

Anyway, so here she is, just playing in bubbles. And for the record, Amy is supposed to have super buff shoulders and arms. You go girl! However, the bubbles are not enough to cover her massive rack, so she must cover them with her hands. And lookit! Her cute little bow! The girl in the picture was wearing a cute little bow, and I thought I'd give Amy one too! I don't think I've drawn many characters with bows in their hair!

Anyway. I like how this picture came out, however, I realize the tub looks really stupid. (See at the beginning of the description in regards to what it looks like.) See, it didn't look so bad when I pretended to cut the picture shorter, like, about 1/3rds from the bottom. But then I would've cut off her legs, or most of them. So now the tub looks really stupid. And long.

Like a condom.

With white stuff, and Amy, coming up from the condom.

And as you can see, I was once again practicing my backgrounds. Look at that @!#$!#$$! amazing background! Complete with a lame drawer thing! But really, how much could I have really drawn in a bathroom? The only thing that seemed to fit the picture without cluttering it was something on the side.... I decided to colour it purple and black because I figure Amy is one of those who would paint her furniture different colours to be fun. Actually it really doesn't look that bad, considering it being an inanimate object. I think it might actually resemble a drawer thing. YAY?

And then. I scanned.

Now you must realize that the day I scanned this picture, my scanner apparently had something jammed so far up it's USBasshole that it didn't scan in ANYTHING right. UGGHHH OH MY GOD THE SCAN!! THE SCANNNNNNN!!! It's so...so...GRAINNNNYYYYYY!!!! It just looks AWFUL. JUST AWFUL. SERIOUSLY. PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASEEEE ignore the scan. I know it's really hard to because its by far the worst scan in my gallery (as of right now. I assure you that there are more to come that were scanned on the same day), but please... just pretend that its not there. Please. SERIOUSLY!! Does EVERYONES scanner do this to them??? Surely I can't be the only poor soul whose scanner fucks up everything?

GAWSH. Good thing Amy WAS wearing that condom. Or else she would have been preggo with a bunch of evil Amy-Scanner spawns.

And don't ask me why Amy would be wearing a condom that would be made for a man. She like, just puts it over her head like a shirt and protects herself that way.

*everyone just stares, and wonders what the hell is wrong with me*

I dunno. It's early Sunday morning. Lemme 'lone.

You know, I never mean to make my pictures have these perverted subliminal messages of condoms and penises and semen and stuff. They just show up.

Anyhoo, just Amy playing with bubbles in the bath! OH YAY LETS ALL PLAY WITH BUBBLES TOOOOO!!!