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The New Handheld Schticky

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...So I saw the commercial one day for the "Schticky".

I admit that I ACTUALLY had to confirm to myself that this was a REAL product and not a joke, because...

I mean did you see the commercial???
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"Problem with your shedding pussy??"

DAEWRADSFASFAFADAWERAEWRSFADAFD OH NO HE DI'NT!!!

Anyway. Atleast the guys got a sense of humour, right? (Note the end of the commercial.)

...Well, after seeing the commercial...I...I just couldn't resist. I just HAD To make my OWN version of the Schticky.

Okay. So, it's actually Alex's version of the Schticky, and quite honestly, she just made it up, and really doesn't even have anything in her hand, she's just using her new product as a way to grab Rage. Guess the "WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!" isn't working anymore and isn't as inconspicuous as it once was. (Especially when said hand slips when you are about five feet away from Rage and somehow your hand flings and slips right onto Rage's naughty parts.)

Anyway. So in once again, another effort for Alex to touch Rage and feel the holiness of his Sent From The Heavens Built By The Greek Gods body, makes up a product after seeing the Schticky commercial, and decides to, you know, help out a friend and you know, remove lint (which, just so you know, is nonexistant.) from, you know, Rage's ass. She seems to be doing that a lot. And then Rage finds it wierd how Alex insists he takes off his clothes, to, you know, remove lint that may have fallen on him, and such. A man's gotta look his best, dammit.

Hopefully, however, Ricky and Mac don't get ideas from Alex's schemes and have handheld Schticky's (or is it "schtickies"? ) of their own that they use to remove lint from womens boobs.

I had a lot of fun drawing this one XD I especially love how Alex's hand there is actually grabbing Rage's ass. Rage doesn't understand why she must grab his ass in such a fashion. Must be some pretty tough lint.

I'd be interested to see what Alex would come up with for The Shake Weight........

She's so creative! :iconhappy2plz:

OHMAHGAWD Alex's face is just my favourite XD I was happy it came out how I had wanted. She looks so sneeky and pervy. I think she's pulling him nice and close too. Her infatuation is both...well it's really cute, but it's kinda creepy because she's always trying to touch him. XD (But then again, Rage is none the wiser...So...yeah, there won't be any Sexual Harrassment lawsuits anytime soon.)

Anyway, drew this a little while back, so it's a newer picture, still working on improving my style. It'll be a bit of journey before I get everything how I want, but atleast I'm trying, I guess. XD The background was just done really simple, using a marker. And just incase you can't read my handwriting....

Alex says: "You had some lint."
The bottom says: "The New Handheld "Schticky" ".

I guess it's not really that hard to read, I just put all the letters too close together. XD

The scanner ate this one, but not as bad as it usually does. Just really the black on Alex's leggings, and Rage's pants scanned in like crap. I really do give up on my scanner.....(Just using reverse psychology so it'll think it won...........)

Anyway. I think Alex wouldn't mind bringin' out the Snuggie as well. Or her version of the Slap Chop. Or the Sham-Wow.... (Which, really, is just her fantasizing that she's slapping a towel on Rage's bare ass locker-room style.) I think Alex needs to stop watching infomercials.

(Bah. The way she sees it, a body as hot as Rage's NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED. God didn't give her hands for nothing, dammit!!!)

They're so cute. I'd be fun to have a friend like Alex. And, hell well, maybe even a friend like Rage. XD

Okay, so maybe it's kinda wierd that, you know, Alex is Amy's best friend, and Amy is still hopelessly in love with Rage and Alex always tries to touch him all the time, but really tho, Alex wouldn't EVER cross that line (ie RAGE IS MAH BOYFRIEND NAO!!). She finds it much more fun oogling him and drooling over him. Boyfriends are too much work.

S'alright Alex. There are lots of other eligible bachelors in my characters lineup! *light shines on Mac and Ricky*

Alex: :iconiwetmypantsplz: ...Um, I think I'll just sticky to my Shake Weight. It talks less.
Clarice: ZOMG THAT IS SO TRUE! *breaks up with Ricky for the 600000000 this week and buys a Shake Weight.*

So yes, just Alex being cute and sneeky with Rage, the 12th time that day. I wonder what else she has up her sleeves? (or...not up her sleeves just imaginary things she comes up with.)

Alex: Oxy Clean for the Body. *grin* I'll even yell Billy Mays style while washing Rage, too.

*pats her on the head.* I'm sure you will.

And I have to pee again. Deviantart must make me pee or something.

Anyhoo, Alex and Rage are © to Jess Ratte. The Schticky is...© to..um...Vince?
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Scorching-Whirlwind's avatar
Schticky always makes you look your best. Even for those unforgettable moments.