*just...just...just stares.*

*just....just...just shudders.*

EW!


EW!

EEEEEEUUuuuUUUUUUU-YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!

*flails about* NYARRRGHH WHYYYY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYY CAN'T I DRAW A DECENT PICTURE OF THESE TWO????

I was actually avoiding uploading this one to my gallery. I just can't stand it. It encompasses everything about my artwork that is totally bad. I mean I even KNEW it was bad, Infact, I think at one point I actually thought it would look BETTER if I had finished it, even tho on paper it looked HIDEOUS, but still, I actually insisted on finishing it. I think I actually LIKED this one for a brief period until I pulled it out again and thne was about to scan it, and then I saw it for it's true monstrosity that it is. *shudders*

Okay. Okay. I'm sure that theres probably a picture in my gallery that is probably even more hideous, but GAWD I really don't like this one. And the fact that I TRIED to colour it in markers just adds to the cake.

Okay, I'll leave my insults aside for a minute... .I was at work, and in my neverending attempt to draw a cuddly cute picture of these two (because its fun drawing characters who either are at odds with each other, or that aren't couples, or other such events), I came up with this pile of crap. I think I'm going to give up on drawing them together at work. Unless it's funny or something. I can draw comical picture sof these two together but nothing else lately NYARGH. Basically my idea, as you can somewhat tell once you get through the crappyness, was to draw them back to back, and holding hands all cutelike.

Okay, so the back to back thing came out...alright. But, might I add that Mac's hand actually looks like it's eating Melanies hand *NOM NOM NOM!!!* and I mean I was totally a lazy ass! I didn't even attempt to draw thier finger interlocked. Oh no, I just shoved Melanies hand in there hoping it would look okay.

Second, Mac's body is much too short. I wanted to try and make them look the appropriate heights, but I ended up making Mac's body look too short. Actually I really don't like anything about Mac in this one. The only thing that actually looks somewhat decent is the way my brown marker and my orange blended together. And... GAWDD!!!! I just noticed, Mac's arm just looks OH MY GOD!!! DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! I was trying to make it so they could hold hands so I like SCRUNCHED his arm up there like a fooking contortionist. He just looks way too awkward! AND HE REMINDS ME OF JIMMY RAY!! I don't know why he just DOES! His head is like GIANT and NYARGH!! *throws things at him*

Melanie turned out the better of the two. She still looks bad, but not... disgusting like Mac. I just like made up her hair or something in this one. I seriously wonder if I was even paying attention when I was doing this one. It's like I was in a coma or something when I was doing this one.

The colouring is... like.. not really that bad. But... It's not good. Lets all go back to Mac, shall we?

Now, I don't know, it could just be my scanner being the wascally wabbit it is, but...DOES IT NOT LOOK LIKE MAC'S FACE IS MELTING??? OH MY GOD!! THE SHADING!! It looks horrible!! How...how is that possible??? Not to mention that the scanner made him pink and OH YEAH how it EMPHASIZED the shading making him look LIKE HE'S GLOWING!! GAWD! Not only does he have a big head, but his head is apparently a lightbulb now too.



And because I realized this picture was horrible, I did a half assed background that consisted of red watercolour paint. The funny thing is that that actually is something I like in this one.

I really don't like this one. I really don't. Maybe they just were never meant to be a couple ,but perhaps always, forever and always forced to play a wretched, miserable game of love in which neither wins. *insert emo lyrics here.* I dunno. Just a theory. 0.0

Or, I dunno, MAYBE I JUST CAN'T DRAW!! *flails about, throwing her art supplies everywhere*

Well, I tried. I get an A for effort...And an F because I FAILED.



Anyway, Maccy Mac and Melasaurus (yes, I come up with interesting nicknames for my characters.) are both © to Jess Ratte